Friday, November 19, 2010

The Big-Boob Era

I think we should name this time period in our country's history "the Big-Boob Era." I've noticed that many women today are not satisfied with their God-given endowments."A"s want to be "B"s or "C"s, and "C"s want to be "D"s or "E"s (Is there an "E"?)

Nowadays, even if you've had the surgery or artificial enhancements, that's not enough. Cleavage has gotten lower and deeper than ever before. Even the recent female guest of the Muppets had to show her cleavage, though the censors thought that was a bit much and censored her back to a sane look. Babies and toddlers don't have much of anything, so she shouldn't either. All the little ones really care about is--you guessed it--function over form.

It's hard to remember when boobs didn't count. To my best knowledge, we'd have to go way back to the Flappers era, the 1920s, to get a "flat is fabulous" attitude. But I'm not sure everybody liked that either. Let's face it: most men want their women to look like a woman, not just a simulated man.

I wish we'd just settle for what God gave us. People come in all shapes and sizes and that makes them interesting. As for the guys--well, honestly, people say they like big boobs on their women but I think they prefer the whole package. And mostly what's inside, like graciousness, courtesy, kindness, MODESTY, thoughtfulness, and well--you get it the idea. With a little intelligence and common sense, as an added bonus.

Yours for a natural world,
Margaret